It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I am one with the molecules
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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