its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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