I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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