Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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