I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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