where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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