Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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