One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We got so high we made milksteak
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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