Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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