Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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