last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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