I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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