Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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