Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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