Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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