are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
too bad you live with your parents still
I think im going to throw up on grandma
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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