Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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