As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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