I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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