I CAN MOONWALK!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This baby is an asshole
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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