It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Your cock deserves a montage
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
