dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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