You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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