I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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