You don't have asthma, your pregnant
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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