I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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