"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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