You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
