She's JV to your varsity
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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