I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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