There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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