piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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