Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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