remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
