I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
