Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Randomize
