yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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