I love black thongs
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
