What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
