Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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