i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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