dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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