My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm really busy with my period
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