Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She bit a glass in half.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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