I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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