is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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