yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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