you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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