At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Drunk walkin through police station. America
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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