She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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