Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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