Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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